Feeling cranky? Running out of words to express how irritated you are? ?Use these satanic verses.

1) I’m like Gillette, the best a man can get.

2)      You are as useless as the ‘directions to use’ on the maggi pack..!

3)      I’m not a bakery, I don’t sugarcoat shit!

4)       She says if you want a puchii, get me Gucci.

5)      Grab a straw, ‘coz you suck’ !

6)      I wish your wallet was as fat as you were

7)      You’re beautiful except for your face and personality.