7 Whatsapp statuses you might like to use
November 9, 2014 | by Aiyush Taneja
Feeling cranky? Running out of words to express how irritated you are? ?Use these satanic verses.
1) I’m like Gillette, the best a man can get.
2) You are as useless as the ‘directions to use’ on the maggi pack..!
3) I’m not a bakery, I don’t sugarcoat shit!
4) She says if you want a puchii, get me Gucci.
5) Grab a straw, ‘coz you suck’ !
6) I wish your wallet was as fat as you were
7) You’re beautiful except for your face and personality.