7 Whatsapp statuses you might like to use

November 9, 2014 | by

Feeling cranky? Running out of words to express how irritated you are? ?Use these satanic verses.

1) I’m like Gillette, the best a man can get.


2)      You are as useless as the ‘directions to use’ on the maggi pack..!


3)      I’m not a bakery, I don’t sugarcoat shit!

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4)       She says if you want a puchii, get me Gucci.

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5)      Grab a straw, ‘coz you suck’ !


6)      I wish your wallet was as fat as you were



7)      You’re beautiful except for your face and personality.


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