People across the globe have been using internet to find solutions to their never ending problems since its invention. But even in its worst nightmares, the World Wide Web (read: google and yahoo) must not have anticipated the lameness coming its way. Some people have gone way over the board to get answers to their ‘not so intelligent’ questions, and trust me when I say this, the kind of questions these people ask defines the word ‘HILARIOUS’. Actually, Hilarious is an understatement. So now it’s time to go through the butt end of the absolute shockers. Sit back and enjoy…or be disturbed, whatever suits you.

1) Just a little bit longer and then BAM! You’ll be all set to join the club.

2) What on earth was spaghetti doing in your underwear? Playing hide and seek, eh?

3) You just crossed all the ‘laxman rekhas’ of stupidity. *applauds*

4) Evolution does not give you wings, red bull does. You really need to get your facts right.

5) It’s an element. DUH!

6) Can you use your brain INSTEAD OF your butt?

7) Apparently, brain DAMAGE.

8) And I like milk, OMG! Am I turning into a cat?

9) Priorities, I tell you.

10) Mentally sick, you meant?

11) Literally, what the fuck!

12) This just blew the living daylights out of me.

13) Hate to break this to you, but I am afraid that you won’t be able to grow your own condom. RIP

14) Right. Never hurts to ask.

15) Hahahahahaha! Next time your husband pass that gas store it in a container and better get it tested at a scientific lab. They might help you by telling you its ingredients.